Women quotes and sayings
Women like silent men. They believe that they are listening. The estimate of a woman is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. Most women have to enemies all the other women, most Men have the other men as allies. I do not deny that women are foolish, God Almighty created them so that they match the men. Women talk and talk they want respectively, while a man will only talk when something outside of him to talk drives – for example, that he can not find any clean socks. Sure some millionaires owe their success to their wives, but most women owe their success. Only so-called unobtrusive women experience true love; striking beauties are usually too busy with their own sex appeal. It is commonly said, the most beautiful woman in the world can not give as she has; this is all wrong. They are just as much as you think to receive, because this [...]
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Vacancy at Wal-Mart
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest that thing you know?” Mike, the American, replied, “A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know..” “That’s very good!” replied the interviewer. “And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian. “Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. [...]
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Cool beauty quotes
“Beauty, without expression, tires.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson “Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown “It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”- Leo Tolstoy “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”- Margaret Hungerford “A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.” “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” “Believe me, if i looked good, it’s not an accident.” – Nora Ephron “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”- Jean Kerr “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”- Confucius “If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” “You create beauty with your attitude, your behavior, your actions. Its all up [...]
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