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California Suite (1978) Quotes

Diana Barrie: What’s that green slime you’re eating? It looks like a dish out of Oliver Twist. Sidney Cochran: I’m not sure… I think they run the front lawn through a blender. Diana Barrie: We should never have come. I never know how to dress in this bloody country. It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing. [getting ready for Oscar ceremony] Diana Barrie: Say something *nice* to me Sidney! I’ve been getting ready for this horse**** affair for *three hours!* [first lines] [a two-seater plane is flying over snow-capped mountains] Harold: For heaven’s sake, Wendy – look for an airport. Will you look for the airport? Diana Barrie: Oh don’t make such a fuss. Just put it down on a mountain. Harold: What do you mean ‘just put it down’? I’m lucky I can keep it up. I told you I never flew […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 2, 2014 at 5:20 pm

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Funny New Year Quotes

Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes ….   Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. Brooks Atkinson Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Bill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. P. J. O’Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Jay Leno Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have […]

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Posted by Rajj - December 27, 2013 at 11:42 am

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Ownage in The Big Bang Theory

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Posted by Rajj - December 5, 2013 at 4:44 am

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Posted by Rajj - December 4, 2013 at 4:43 am

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Guide For Understanding Women

Well, if you have been searching for a book or a guide to understand woman. Then this blog post is your ultimate destination, hence your search ends by reading the points below which will help you in understanding women..   If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman …. If you don’t, you are not a man …. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying …. If you don’t, you are good for nothing …. If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing …. If you don’t, you are not understanding …. If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ …. If you don’t you are half a man …. If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring …. If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing …. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy …. […]

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Posted by Rajj - November 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm

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Now I know how you felt being mauled by that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory season 7 started with a bang, its so hilarious from the very beginning. I simply love this show and the best part of this show is the quotes and sayings by Sheldon Cooper specially.   This Season starter best quotes is Now I know how you felt being mauled by  that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

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Posted by Rajj - September 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm

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Best Inspirational Friendship Quotes

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968) “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.” Elbert Hubard “True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.” Charles Caleb Colton “Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” Anais Nin “My friends are my estate.” Emily Dickinson “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” Walter Winchell “A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” Unknown “A friend is one who believes in you when you have […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 26, 2013 at 4:12 am

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Best of Funny Friendship Quotes

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.   The enemy of my enemy is my friend…   One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim   Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.     You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.   My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.   Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.   A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired.   Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.   A friend with weed […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 24, 2013 at 4:11 am

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Funny Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.   2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”   3) The road to success is always under construction.   4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.   5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong   6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.   7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.   8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.   9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.   10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

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Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons

For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.” -Paul Pearshall “A rich man’s joke is always funny.” -Thomas Browne, Sr. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers “And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looked upon him, my heart was filled with fear. I was looking at a man sporting a funny crown, three nails, and a spear.” -Nate Ramer “At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 23, 2013 at 4:14 am

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