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The estimate of a woman is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

Most women have to enemies all the other women, most Men have the other men as allies.

I do not deny that women are foolish, God Almighty created them so that they match the men.

Women talk and talk they want respectively, while a man will only talk when something outside of him to talk drives – for example, that he can not find any clean socks.

Sure some millionaires owe their success to their wives, but most women owe their success.

Only so-called unobtrusive women experience true love; striking beauties are usually too busy with their own sex appeal.

It is commonly said, the most beautiful woman in the world can not give as she has;
this is all wrong. They are just as much as you think to receive, because this determines the value of the gift of imagination.

Some woman crying because she did not get the man of her dreams, and some crying because she got him.

The claim that no man could ever love the same woman is so absurd as the claim that a fiddler need for the same piece of music more violins.

The whole hype emancipation did not change this, that women make themselves nicely to please men.

To leave a woman is to leave even the man she has done to you.

The woman belongs behind the stove and the stove belongs alongside the marriage bed.

Marriage is an attempt to be ready for two of the problems that we alone would never have had.

I was the best I ever had.

I do not understand why more people are bisexual. It would offer a chance to double up on a date on Saturday night.

Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.

Sex between two people is wonderful. With fives it is downright fantastic.

Let me tell you a great story about oral contraception. I asked this girl if she wants to sleep with me, and she said: No!

I believe in sex and death – both experiences that you only do once in your life.

The last time I entered a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

A gentleman is a man who protects a woman until he is alone with her.

Nice if they found a woman for life. Even better, if you know a few more.

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

“Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown

“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”- Leo Tolstoy

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”- Margaret Hungerford

“A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.”

“Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.”

“Believe me, if i looked good, it’s not an accident.” – Nora Ephron

“I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep
enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”- Jean Kerr

“Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”- Confucius

“If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.”

“You create beauty with your attitude, your behavior, your actions. Its all up to you.”

“Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself on the inside and out.”

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely
move it from their faces into their hearts.”- Martin Buxbaum

“Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That or a kick-ass red lipstick.” -Gwyneth Paltrow

“It is not beauty that endears; it’s love that makes us see beauty.”- Leo Tolstoy

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” – Dorothy Parker

“Beauty is NOT defined by the size of your jeans but by the size of your heart. ”

“She got her looks from her father. He is a plastic surgeon.”

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius And its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn

“Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.”

“When you fall for someone’s personality everything about them becomes beautiful.”

“Beauty can be bold or natural, but it always has to be in harmony with the individual.” – Katysonril

“I always find beauty in things that are odd, imperfect, they are much more interesting.”- Marc Jacobs

“Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.” – Hazbat Khan

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” – Ms. Piggy

“Whats the beauty of a gift when it’s left unwrapped for the whole world to explore?”

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