Cool Hilarious Funny Quotes and Sayings
Its time for you to enjoy hilarious funny quotes and sayings…
- I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft – Bill Gates
- I should just change my voice mail greeting to : “Please hang up and text me”.
- I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. – Unknown AKA Anonymous
- “When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don’t know how to spell anonymous.”-Unknown 
- I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]
- Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
- Thank you for reading this. i’ve officially wasted your time. LOL
- I hear there’s a new app call “sense of Humor.” Download it moron.
- Smile, it scares people ..
- Dear Radio Stations, you know there’s more than 5 songs in the world, right?!
- Q: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT MOST ON YOUR PLANET???
A: My Answer: a place where insane people live!
- A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world…Ohh sorry that’s wine…. wine does that.
- Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
- If you can’t do a pull-up, you have a problem.
- “HAVE PATIENCE” is the favourite word of lazy people
- 3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some
- I don’t have drinking problem, i am just really thirsty ..
- I don’t drink these days, i am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. – Robert Downey, Jr
-It is bad to suppress your laughter, it goes back down to your hips.
- People say you can’t live without love … I think oxygen is more important 
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people …
- A BOSS is like a diaper.. Always on your ass, and usually full of sh … it
- Adults are just kids with money …
- Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone ..
- I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
- Life is too shor to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you…
- Boyfriends are like sticky tape- once you get one you can’t seem to shake them off !!
- This room is full of people that think you are funny.
- You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -funny birthday quote
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Friends, please remember to keep your eye on this post. I will be updating this post more often for more cool hilarious funny quotes and sayings