Famous and Funny Movie Quotes

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* Charlie don’t surf! - Apocalypse Now

* ”It’s not that I don’t trust people, I just don’t trust the devil inside them”  - The italian job

* ”They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.” - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

* ”I’m a werewolf, ok? Let’s not make a big deal about it.” - Dark Shadows.

* Jesus. I got ‘em all! - Straw Dogs

* Even though im no better than a beast, dont i have the right to live? – unknown

* ”For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. ” - Kill Bill Vol 1

* ”I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” -unknown

* Any of you F pricks move, and I’ll execute every F last one of you! – Pulp Fiction

* I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die. - Blade Runner

* There should be a captain in there somewhere, captain i wish to report a mutiny i can name fingers and point names - Pirates of the caribbean – on stranger tides (2011)

* Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. – Aliens 1986

* ”Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.” ”Well, which is it young fella, you want I should freeze or get down on the ground?” - Raising Arizona

* What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet – Borat

* Arch: you don’t want to catch cold again – Rock n Rolla

* Calling someone fat doesnt make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesnt make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you.

* If you vote for me all your wild dream will become true  - Napoleon Dynamite

* Don’t be so gloomy. After all it’s not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of
democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly. – The Third Man

* I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? - Harry Callahan

* ”Opinions are like a s s holes , everybody has one” - The Dead Pool – Clint Eastwood

* I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse… and I’m all out of bubblegum. - They Live (1988)

* The world needs a wake up call, gentlemen. We’re gonna phone it in. - They Live (1988)

* Hasta la vista… baby.- Terminator 2

* My super Ex-Girlfriend “Oh, no no. Don’t tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.”  - Vaughn Haige

* ”We keeping moving forwards, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious…and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths”. -  Meet The Robinsons

* ”There’s only one God, ma’am. And I don’t think he dresses like that.” – Captain America in “The Avengers”

* My personality was created by someone else and all i got was this stupid t-shirt – Beginner 2010

* “You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want something, go get it. Period.” – Pursuit of Happiness

* Only the madman is absolutely sure. - The Illuminatus! Trilogy (1975)

* Is everything a Joke to you, Funny things are – The Avengers (2012)

* Sticks and stones may break my bones.. But i will repeatedly kick you in the bolls – Stepbrothers

* Don’t worry the zombies are looking for brains, you’re safe.. -You’re a great friend but if the zombies chase us, i’m tripping you – Zombieland

* “Let’s not blow this guy out of proportion”, “I will blow him in any proportion I want!” -Green Hornet.

* You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it? – Hangover

* ”This one’s called ‘Lick My Love Pump’” -Spinal Tap

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