Best of Funny Friendship Quotes
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. The enemy of my enemy is my friend… One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there. A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. A friend with weed […]
Cool beauty quotes
“Beauty, without expression, tires.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson “Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown “It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”- Leo Tolstoy “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”- Margaret Hungerford “A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.” “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” “Believe me, if i looked good, it’s not an accident.” – Nora Ephron “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”- Jean Kerr “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”- Confucius “If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” “You create beauty with your attitude, your behavior, your actions. Its all up […]
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