Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies

Well,  home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know.  Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies.  My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME”  its just meant for entertainment

# For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

# Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

# If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

# Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

# If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

# Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

# Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

# Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

# A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and goind back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

# You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

# If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

# If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.