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Funny quotes

1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.

2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

3) The road to success is always under construction.

4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.

5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong

6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

11) You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’

12) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

13) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

- Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not.

- Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part.

- Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt.

- No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you.

- True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye.

- Sometimes all you can do is smile  Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re okay.

- You can fall in love in an instant. It’s letting go that takes time.

- Love is hard to get, but harder to let go. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened

- I can let go, I can forgive, I can move on, but I will never stop loving you.

- Saying goodbye is not the hard part,    it’s what we leave behind that’s tough.

- Giving up does not mean your letting go, It means you’ve decided to accept it wasnt meant to be.

- I have decided to stick to love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

- When you are in love, you cannot fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

- Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime.

- Don’t give up on love, because there is always someone who loves you. Even if it’s not the person you were hoping for.

- Someone said to me, “You’re too pretty to be single”. I said, “I’m too pretty to be used to,cheated on, and played with.”FD2B

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes…

Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her..

Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !!

The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity

I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.

When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he call you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.

OK, I admit.. We do have something in common; We both LOVE me !” By Garfield(the cat)

Friendship… is not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

Love is shown in your deeds,  not in your words.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

Men are like bank accounts, without a log money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Do you belive in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?

My life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

I love my computer because my friends live in it.

I worry about my nan. If she’s alone and she falls, does she make a noise. I’m joking she’s dead.

The funny thing is, nobody ever really knows how much anybody else is hurting. We could be standing next to someone who is completely broken and we wouldn’t even notic it.

Follow your heart’s love, your life’s happiness will follow you.

True love stories never have a happy ending cauuse love never ends.

Roses are red violets are Blue, Love never crossed my mind until the day i met you

Our eyes are placed infront because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

People Say you can’t live without love…. I think Oxygen is more important.

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

NEver get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate ones.

Okay mind, i count to 3 and you erase him. 1,2 …. Ahhhh, let’s try again !

IF you love something let it go, If it comes back to you it’s your, If it doesn’t, it never was.

THe awkward moment when you are about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.

Girls are like POkeman, you need balls to catch em..

Kiss my neck, bit me, pull my hair, trace my spine, hold me down, use your tongue, make me moan, Don’t stop till i am shaking.

Love is like a hurricane, you don’t know what is in for gain.

When you feel that nobody loves, you nobody cares for you. Everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you. You should really ask yourself… Am i Too sexy ?

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

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