Funny Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes

Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes ….   Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. Brooks Atkinson Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Bill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. P. J. O’Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Jay Leno Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have […]

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Posted by Rajj - December 27, 2013 at 11:42 am

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Guide For Understanding Women

Well, if you have been searching for a book or a guide to understand woman. Then this blog post is your ultimate destination, hence your search ends by reading the points below which will help you in understanding women..   If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman …. If you don’t, you are not a man …. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying …. If you don’t, you are good for nothing …. If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing …. If you don’t, you are not understanding …. If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ …. If you don’t you are half a man …. If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring …. If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing …. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy …. […]

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Posted by Rajj - November 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm

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Now I know how you felt being mauled by that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory season 7 started with a bang, its so hilarious from the very beginning. I simply love this show and the best part of this show is the quotes and sayings by Sheldon Cooper specially.   This Season starter best quotes is Now I know how you felt being mauled by  that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

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Posted by Rajj - September 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm

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Best of Funny Friendship Quotes

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.   The enemy of my enemy is my friend…   One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim   Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.     You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.   My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.   Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.   A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired.   Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.   A friend with weed […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 24, 2013 at 4:11 am

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Funny Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.   2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”   3) The road to success is always under construction.   4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.   5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong   6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.   7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.   8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.   9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.   10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

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Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons

For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.” -Paul Pearshall “A rich man’s joke is always funny.” -Thomas Browne, Sr. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers “And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looked upon him, my heart was filled with fear. I was looking at a man sporting a funny crown, three nails, and a spear.” -Nate Ramer “At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 23, 2013 at 4:14 am

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Women quotes and sayings

Women like silent men. They believe that they are listening. The estimate of a woman is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. Most women have to enemies all the other women, most Men have the other men as allies. I do not deny that women are foolish, God Almighty created them so that they match the men. Women talk and talk they want respectively, while a man will only talk when something outside of him to talk drives – for example, that he can not find any clean socks. Sure some millionaires owe their success to their wives, but most women owe their success. Only so-called unobtrusive women experience true love; striking beauties are usually too busy with their own sex appeal. It is commonly said, the most beautiful woman in the world can not give as she has; this is all wrong. They are just as much as you think to receive, because this […]

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Posted by Rajj - January 21, 2013 at 5:16 am

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Nice Hilarious quotes and sayings

To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who […]

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Posted by Rajj - January 10, 2013 at 11:38 am

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Funny DIY Engineering Skills

Be surprised to see some DIY (Do It Yourself) engineering skills and lol, how life can be easier if you are an Engineer

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Posted by Rajj - November 1, 2012 at 5:58 am

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Cool children quotes sayings

If you really think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He does not have tenure. -Unknown “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Children are our most valuable resource.” – Herbert Hoover “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, But my heart would be empty. – Unknown “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller “There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

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