Funny New Year Quotes
Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes …. Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. Brooks Atkinson Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Bill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. P. J. O’Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Jay Leno Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have […]
Best of Funny Friendship Quotes
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. The enemy of my enemy is my friend… One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there. A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. A friend with weed […]
Funny Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. 2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse” 3) The road to success is always under construction. 4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. 5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong 6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. 7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. 8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. 9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. 10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]
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Famous Funny Love Quotes
Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” :D!! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]