Cute Love Quotes for Him and Her
Love quotes are always inspirational and enjoyable for all of us, we all want to fall in love and fall out of love when enough Enjoy cute love quotes for him and her … - Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. – Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part. – Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt. – No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you. – True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye. – Sometimes all you can do is smile Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re [...]
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Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies
Well, home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know. Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies. My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME” its just meant for entertainment # For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. # Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. # If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. # Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. # If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. # Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. # Avoid cutting [...]
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Funny Poems by not so famous poets
The Funny Poems by not so famous poets which we can find on toilet doors and walls in the city… A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, But shit my pants! Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here [...]
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Famous Funny Love Quotes
Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after [...]