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Cute Love Quotes for Him and Her

Love quotes are always inspirational and enjoyable for all of us, we all want to fall in love and fall out of love when enough Enjoy cute love quotes for him and her …   - Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. – Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part. – Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt. – No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you. – True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye. – Sometimes all you can do is smile  Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re [...]

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Posted by Rajj - July 3, 2012 at 6:23 am

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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings   Tags: best funny quotes, funny life quotes, funny quotes life, funny sayings, photo quotes sayings

Best Funny Quotes

I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am

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Funny Marriage Sayings Quotes

Dedicated to married couples  and soon to be married, please relax and funny marriage sayings quotes … “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” -Rodney Dangerfield. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband “Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” -Robin Williams. “A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” -Duane Dewel. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee, If you were my wife. I would drink it ! “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” -Helen Rowland “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America… The rest [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Categories: Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny Quotes   Tags: funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, funny quotes, hilarious quotes

Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies

Well,  home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know.  Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies.  My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME”  its just meant for entertainment # For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. # Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. # If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. # Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. # If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. # Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. # Avoid cutting [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 10, 2012 at 4:14 am

Categories: Funny Quotes, Short Funny Jokes   Tags: funny home remedies, hilarious quotes, short funny jokes, very funny jokes

Funny Poems by not so famous poets

The Funny Poems by not so famous poets which we can find on toilet doors and walls in the city… A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, But shit my pants! Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Famous Funny Love Quotes

Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am

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Funny One Liners Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. [...]

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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

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Funny Quotes on Life

Time to enjoy somewhat funny quotes on life.. – Sex and alcohol, it fuels the desire but kills the performance…!!! - Trust is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again… – You never realize what you have till its gone ..Toilet paper is a good example. – People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion comes when people are used and things are loved. – At any given moment you have the power to say this is not how the story is going to end. – If you live your life fully, you will die only once. But if you are scared of every step, fear will kill you day after day. – Paulo coetho. - ”Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”- Buddha – When people ask dumb questions, I [...]

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Posted by Rajj - April 20, 2012 at 7:40 am

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