Guide For Understanding Women

Well, if you have been searching for a book or a guide to understand woman. Then this blog post is your ultimate destination, hence your search ends by reading the points below which will help you in understanding women..

 

  • If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman ….
  • If you don’t, you are not a man ….
  • If you praise her, she thinks you are lying ….
  • If you don’t, you are good for nothing ….
  • If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing ….
  • If you don’t, you are not understanding ….
  • If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ ….
  • If you don’t you are half a man ….
  • If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring ….
  • If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing ….
  • If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy ….
  • If you don’t, you are a dull boy ….
  • If you are jealous, she says it’s bad ….
  • If you don’t , she thinks you do not love her ….
  • If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her ….
  • If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her ….
  • If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait ….
  • If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way ….
  • If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel ….
  • If she is visited by another, ‘oh it’s natural, we are girls’ ….
  • If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold ….
  • If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage ….
  • If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics ….
  • If you do, she thinks it’s just one of the man’s tactics ….
  • If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting ….
  • If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring …..
  • If you talk, she wants you to listen ….
  • If you listen, she wants you to talk ……
  • Oh God! you created those creature called “WOMAN’ ………..
  • So simple, yet so complex ….
  • So weak, yet so powerful ….
  • So confusing, yet so desirable …….
  • “O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN” ……..