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Nine things people say that i hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. ******** 3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. pupusas right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it? ******** 4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? ******** 5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 24, 2013 at 10:22 am

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Nice Hilarious quotes and sayings

To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 10, 2013 at 11:38 am

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Good Anger Quotes and Sayings

Some good anger quotes and sayings ….  “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.” – Lee Iacocca “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” – William Congreve “You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.” – Buddha “Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person [...]

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Posted by Rajj - November 12, 2012 at 9:11 am

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Popular quotes and sayings

I present you some of the best of popular quotes and sayings… They are so vivid and meaningful …   “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball   “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr “Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.” –  Denis Waitley “Children have never been very good at listening to their [...]

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Posted by Rajj - September 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Categories: famous quotes sayings, Quotes and sayings   Tags: funny quotes sayings, funny sayings, nice quotes and sayings, popular quotes and sayings