Best of Funny Friendship Quotes
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. The enemy of my enemy is my friend… One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there. A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. A friend with weed […]