Best of Funny Friendship Quotes
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. The enemy of my enemy is my friend… One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there. A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. A friend with weed […]
Funny Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. 2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse” 3) The road to success is always under construction. 4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. 5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong 6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. 7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. 8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. 9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. 10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]
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Cool beauty quotes
“Beauty, without expression, tires.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson “Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown “It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”- Leo Tolstoy “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”- Margaret Hungerford “A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.” “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” “Believe me, if i looked good, it’s not an accident.” – Nora Ephron “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”- Jean Kerr “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”- Confucius “If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” “You create beauty with your attitude, your behavior, your actions. Its all up […]
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Cute Love Quotes for Him and Her
Love quotes are always inspirational and enjoyable for all of us, we all want to fall in love and fall out of love when enough Enjoy cute love quotes for him and her … - Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. – Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part. – Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt. – No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you. – True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye. – Sometimes all you can do is smile Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re […]
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