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- Life is not a movie but sometimes I just wish it is… I could just edit some parts

- Women are completely defenseless…. until the nailpolish is dry

- Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful.

- Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk person and the angry..

- Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step — Chanakya

- Don’t break anybody’s heard, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206….

- ”Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black keys also create music.”

- Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul.

- ”The problem with the world is taht the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” – Charles Bukowski

- Never try to dominate the one who says sorry to you for their mistake. Becasue, they understand, you are more important than their Ego

- Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you….

- When we destroy something created by man, we call it VANDALISM. But when we destroy something by nature, we call it PROGRESS. – Ed Begley JR

- An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. WHen life is dragging you back with difficulties, just imagine that its going to launch you into something great

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

A post from: funny quotes and sayings

* Rule number one of investing is never lose money. Rule number two is never forget rule number 1 – Warren Buffet.

* “Don’t let the past steal your present” – Cherralea Morgan

* “A woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself. ” – Susan B. Anthony

* “…for he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.” – William Shakespeare

* “No mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.” – Sigmund Freud

* “For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.” – Stuart Chase

* “He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.” – Leonardo Da Vinci

* “Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.” – Andre Maurois

* “Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn.” – C.S. Lewis

* “A sincere artist tries to create something which is, in itself, a living thing.” – Painter William Dobell

* “Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.” – Ralph W. Sockman

* “The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.” – Eric Schmidt

* To be successful the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.

* If you cant fly then run, if you cant run then walk, if you cant walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep MOVING FORWARD.

* “Courage is not about the strength to go on; it’s going on when you don’t have the strength.”

* What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us..

* Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinion drown your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs

* It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

* I don’t believe anything, but I have many suspicions.

* Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.

* I am good at nothing but whatever I do I make sure that it reaches the perfection !!!!

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