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Guide For Understanding Women
Well, if you have been searching for a book or a guide to understand woman. Then this blog post is your ultimate destination, hence your search ends by reading the points below which will help you in understanding women.. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman …. If you don’t, you are not a man …. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying …. If you don’t, you are good for nothing …. If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing …. If you don’t, you are not understanding …. If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ …. If you don’t you are half a man …. If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring …. If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing …. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy …. […]
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Vacancy at Wal-Mart
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest that thing you know?” Mike, the American, replied, “A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know..” “That’s very good!” replied the interviewer. “And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian. “Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. […]
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Doctors Jokes and lol
By Dr. Geinberg One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’ By Dr. Leonard I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’ By Dr. Rebecca Clair, Norfolk During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble withone of his medications ‘Which one?’ I asked.’The patch. The Nurse told me to put […]
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Funny Classroom Jokes For Kids
Teacher: Can you tell the most common word students use daily ? Student: Can’t Sir ! Teacher: Brilliant ! absolutely right. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why […]
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Very Very Funny Jokes
Here i present you best of some very very funny jokes, of course some you may have read it and LOL before. I guess it will be pretty much fun to read funny jokes and some more short funny jokes here. Going to Heaven One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven…so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven. So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell… The second person, who happens to be a scientist, […]
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Short and Sweet Funny Jokes
Please enjoy some short and sweet funny jokes beside funny sayings and quotes via this blog post [funny joke title] Importance of a name Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter’s station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. “I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “and I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.” “Not to worry,” Peter said, “we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.” Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow’s attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?” “Yes, I do.” “Did you happen […]
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