Best of Funny Friendship Quotes
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. The enemy of my enemy is my friend… One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there. A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. A friend with weed […]
Funny Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. 2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse” 3) The road to success is always under construction. 4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. 5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong 6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. 7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. 8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. 9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. 10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]
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