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A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
But shit my pants!

Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my b a lls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

No matter how you shake and dance
the last drop fall into your pants

In this noble hall,
use some paper not the wall.
If no paper is to be found,
rub your ass along the ground

As I write on shit house walls
I roll my shit into little b a lls
And those who read my words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit

i saw this one when i was a kid it read ” my mother made me a homo s exual ”
and the response was ” if i give her the wool will she make me one too ”

Here I sit
Waiting to shit
And all I do is keep farting

One from the 60′s when mini skirts were very short.
If skirts get much shorter, Mary said with a blush.
I’ll have 2 more cheeks to powder and a lot more hair to brush!

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a Pylon…
10,000 volts shot up it’s a s s.
And turned the wool to nylon.

I saw one in Perth Australia in 1986 that reads: What are you looking at? The joke is between your legs

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