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Funny New Year Quotes

Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes ….   Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. Brooks Atkinson Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Bill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. P. J. O’Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Jay Leno Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have […]

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Posted by Rajj - December 27, 2013 at 11:42 am

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Guide For Understanding Women

Well, if you have been searching for a book or a guide to understand woman. Then this blog post is your ultimate destination, hence your search ends by reading the points below which will help you in understanding women..   If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman …. If you don’t, you are not a man …. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying …. If you don’t, you are good for nothing …. If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing …. If you don’t, you are not understanding …. If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced man’ …. If you don’t you are half a man …. If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring …. If you don’t, she accuses you of double crossing …. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy …. […]

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Posted by Rajj - November 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm

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Now I know how you felt being mauled by that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory season 7 started with a bang, its so hilarious from the very beginning. I simply love this show and the best part of this show is the quotes and sayings by Sheldon Cooper specially.   This Season starter best quotes is Now I know how you felt being mauled by  that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

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Posted by Rajj - September 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm

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Funny Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.   2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”   3) The road to success is always under construction.   4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.   5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong   6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.   7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.   8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.   9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.   10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

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Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons

For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.” -Paul Pearshall “A rich man’s joke is always funny.” -Thomas Browne, Sr. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers “And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looked upon him, my heart was filled with fear. I was looking at a man sporting a funny crown, three nails, and a spear.” -Nate Ramer “At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 23, 2013 at 4:14 am

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Funny ways to prove things guide for lecturers

Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.   Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first.   Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong?   Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.   Proof by omission: “The reader may easily supply the details” or “The other 253 cases are analogous” Proof by deferral: “We’ll prove this later in the course”.   Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with proof by omission.   Proof by intimidation: “Trivial.”   Proof by adverb: “As is quite clear, the elementary aforementioned statement is obviously valid.”   Proof by seduction: “Convince yourself that this is true! […]

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Posted by Rajj - January 22, 2013 at 10:07 am

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Cool children quotes sayings

If you really think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He does not have tenure. -Unknown “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Children are our most valuable resource.” – Herbert Hoover “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, But my heart would be empty. – Unknown “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller “There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

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cool funny pick-up lines

- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… - Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Best Funny Quotes

I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am

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