Good Anger Quotes and Sayings
Some good anger quotes and sayings …. “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.” – Lee Iacocca “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” – William Congreve “You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.” – Buddha “Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person [...]
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Posted by Rajj - November 12, 2012 at 9:11 am
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Statements to Ponder George Carlin Quotes
Few statements to ponder…… George Carlin Quotes … For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity 1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts, but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is [...]
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Posted by Rajj - October 12, 2012 at 6:00 am
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Popular quotes and sayings
I present you some of the best of popular quotes and sayings… They are so vivid and meaningful … “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr “Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.” – Denis Waitley “Children have never been very good at listening to their [...]
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Posted by Rajj - September 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm
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The best and funny quotes i heard was
- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated. -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you [...]
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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am
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nice quotes and sayings
Presenting you with some really nice quotes and sayings … – Life is not a movie but sometimes I just wish it is… I could just edit some parts – Women are completely defenseless…. until the nailpolish is dry - Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful. – Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk person and the angry.. – Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step — Chanakya – Don’t break anybody’s heard, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206…. - ”Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black [...]
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Posted by Rajj - August 24, 2012 at 5:04 am
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Random Funny Sayings and Phrases
Some of the best of random funny sayings and phrases for my blog readers, i am sure you will laugh out loud – A POOR man says, “To see is to believe…” But a RICH man says, “Believe it & you will see it!!!” – Its weird but must admit that, The last drop of pee always falls on underwear. FZFP6F8TFD2B – You can’t hug yourself. You can’t cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you most. – Think Thousand times before takina a decision But- After taking decision never turn back even if you get Thousand difficulties!! – In life, think of mean people like sand paper. They may scratch you and hurt you, but at the end, you come out smooth and polished and the mean person is just worn and ugly.” – Nothing is this [...]
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Posted by Rajj - July 18, 2012 at 8:50 am
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Photos of Quotes and Sayings
Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……
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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am
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Best Funny Quotes
I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am
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Best Funny Quotes to Live by
This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm
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Funny One Liners Sidhuisms
Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. [...]
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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings, hilarious quotes Tags: funny movie quotes, funny one liners, funny quotes, funny quotes life, funny sayings, great quotes