Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies
Well, home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know. Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies. My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME” its just meant for entertainment # For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. # Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. # If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. # Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. # If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. # Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. # Avoid cutting […]
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Famous Funny Love Quotes
Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]
Great hilarious quotes by best comedians
You will know the comedians somehow but i guess you haven’t come across great hilarious quotes by these best comedians, enjoy the hilarious quotes …. “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That’s where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister’s house and ask her for money.” –Kevin Meaney “My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said, ’Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ “ –Paula Poundstone “In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?” –Warren Hutcherson “I have […]
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