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To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who [...]
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Posted by Rajj - January 10, 2013 at 11:38 am
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Popular quotes and sayings
I present you some of the best of popular quotes and sayings… They are so vivid and meaningful … “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr “Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.” – Denis Waitley “Children have never been very good at listening to their [...]
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Posted by Rajj - September 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm
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nice quotes and sayings
Presenting you with some really nice quotes and sayings … – Life is not a movie but sometimes I just wish it is… I could just edit some parts – Women are completely defenseless…. until the nailpolish is dry - Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful. – Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk person and the angry.. – Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step — Chanakya – Don’t break anybody’s heard, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206…. - ”Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black [...]
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Posted by Rajj - August 24, 2012 at 5:04 am
Categories: Funny Quotes Sayings Tags: famous funny quotes, famous quotes sayings, funny sayings, nice quotes and sayings