Vacancy at Wal-Mart
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest that thing you know?” Mike, the American, replied, “A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know..” “That’s very good!” replied the interviewer. “And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian. “Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. […]
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Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies
Well, home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know. Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies. My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME” its just meant for entertainment # For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. # Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. # If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. # Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. # If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. # Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. # Avoid cutting […]
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Very Very Funny Jokes
Here i present you best of some very very funny jokes, of course some you may have read it and LOL before. I guess it will be pretty much fun to read funny jokes and some more short funny jokes here. Going to Heaven One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven…so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven. So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell… The second person, who happens to be a scientist, […]
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