The best and funny quotes i heard was
- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game..
- Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
- A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein
- Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated. -Alice Herz Sommer
- Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West
- What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin
- As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon
-Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain
- A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan
- Accept what you can not change, but change what you do not accept.
- “If it wasn’t for bad luck……I’d have no luck at all!”
- ”Genius Is One Percent Inspiration, Ninety-Nine Percent Perspiration” – Thomas Alva Edison
- “Knowing Is Not Enough, We Must Apply. Willing Is Not Enough, We Must Do” – Bruce Lee
- Confucius say’s that Naked man at Airport is probably going to Bangkok
- Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication – Leonardo Da Vinci
- Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzie Osbourne
- ”Here is my hand. Here is my heart!” – My father.
- I forgot the exact saying but it was very memorable.
- The less you know, the better
- Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein
- Live as if it is the last day of your life – Mahatma Gandhi
- Life is too short not to create something with every breath we draw -Maynard James Keenan (also known as Puscifer)
- Most people learn from their own mistakes.. Smart people learn from other peoples mistakes..
- Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! -Bob Marley
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- To Alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems. - Homer Simpson