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Funny quotes

1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.

2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

3) The road to success is always under construction.

4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.

5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong

6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

11) You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’

12) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

13) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

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* Rule number one of investing is never lose money. Rule number two is never forget rule number 1 – Warren Buffet.

* “Don’t let the past steal your present” – Cherralea Morgan

* “A woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself. ” – Susan B. Anthony

* “…for he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.” – William Shakespeare

* “No mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.” – Sigmund Freud

* “For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.” – Stuart Chase

* “He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.” – Leonardo Da Vinci

* “Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.” – Andre Maurois

* “Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn.” – C.S. Lewis

* “A sincere artist tries to create something which is, in itself, a living thing.” – Painter William Dobell

* “Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.” – Ralph W. Sockman

* “The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.” – Eric Schmidt

* To be successful the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.

* If you cant fly then run, if you cant run then walk, if you cant walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep MOVING FORWARD.

* “Courage is not about the strength to go on; it’s going on when you don’t have the strength.”

* What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us..

* Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinion drown your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs

* It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

* I don’t believe anything, but I have many suspicions.

* Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.

* I am good at nothing but whatever I do I make sure that it reaches the perfection !!!!

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